Nicknames for Fast Food Restaurants
McDonald’s is the only fast-food restaurant with a nickname. People call it “Mickey D’s”, which isn’t shorter than “McDonald’s”, but it is cuter. It’s one of those nicknames you use to show affection.
What follows is a list of nicknames for other fast-food restaurants that you can use when you’re out on the open highway with a friend looking to pull over for a bite…
Burger King - “The King of Sorrows”
Hardee’s - “The Hard One”
KFC - “KFG (Killer Food Gluttony)”
Long John Silver’s - “Robert Louis Stevenson’s”
Wendy’s - “The Slut”
White Castle - “Whitey”
Captain D’s - “Captain Insert Zagat Rating”
Church’s Chicken - “God’s House”
Jack-in-the-Box - “Paltrow’s Head”
Arby’s - “Tess of the D’Arbevilles”
Carl’s Jr. - “The Winslow Boy”
Subway - “Jared’s Song”
Sonic - “Eating in your Car”
Pizza Hut - “Sleazy Butt”
Steak n Shake - “The American Dream”
Dunkin’ Donuts - “Plebeian Laborer Refueling Center”
Starbuck’s - “The Easy Listening Room”
Quizno’s - “The Wrong Answer”
In-N-Out Burger - “Burgersex”
Taco Bell -“Paco’s Smell”
