Let Me Collect My Thoughts
INVENTION IDEA:
A machine where you put a quarter in and it punches you in the face. Hard. I would sell to boardwalk arcades and Dave & Buster’s franchises.
REALITY SHOW IDEA:
Candleboss. A show where creative candle-makers compete to make the most elegant and unique candles. Hosted by Rowdy Roddy Piper (?)
BOOKS (TO READ)
Stieg Larsson’s The Girl Who Got Raped then Raped Again trilogy
What Oprah Ate Vol. XII (May 2003-Jan 2006)
Franny and Zooey and Zombies: A Mash-up Novel by Seth Grahame-Smith and J.D. Salinger
Dirty Bomb Recipes Vol. 2
The Serious Anarchist’s Cookbook for Revolutionaries Who Are Definitely Planning on Taking Violent Action
How to Hide Your Involvement in Incriminating Activities by Anonymous
Blogging About Everything in Your Life by Julie Powell
TV SHOWS (TO WATCH)
Nancy Grace - Season 1
LOST & Found: The Making of LOST - Season 3: The Making of Season 2
ERRANDS (TO RUN)
- Rig wrist watch to emit bright light that temporarily blinds police officers
- Feed army of rats
- Pick-up Elmo suit from dry cleaners
- Attend Sesame Street Swingers’ Party
- ‘Eat a dick’ (recommended by guy in traffic)
- Put together Bladerunner lego set
- Bake pot brownies for Grandpa’s retirement home bake sale. Watch as old people get high. Film as AV component for movie pitch next week.
LITTLE INSPIRATIONS
“Just when you’re thinking of giving up, it’s time to up what you can give”
— Me
“Just when you think you’re down and out, it’s time to go out there and score a first down!”
— Me, if I were a football coach
“Give a man a fish, he’ll eat for a day. Teach a man to fish and he becomes a threat.”
— Jesus Christ
“I have buried ten million dollars worth of gold doubloons under the Washington Monument and only the map on the back of the Declaration of Independence will help you find it!”
— Benjamin Franklin
“How ‘bout a bumper sandwich, booger-lips?”
— Ernest P. Worrel, Ernest: Scared Stupid
