Henry Darger, Stand-up Comic
From Wikipedia:
“Henry Joseph Darger, Jr. (ca. April 12, 1892 – April 13, 1973) was a reclusive American writer and artist who worked as a custodian in Chicago, Illinois.[1] He has become famous for his posthumously-discovered 15,145-page, single-spaced fantasy manuscript called The Story of the Vivian Girls, in What is known as the Realms of the Unreal, of the Glandeco-Angelinian War Storm, Caused by the Child Slave Rebellion, along with several hundred drawings and watercolor paintings illustrating the story.[2] Darger’s work has become one of the most celebrated examples of outsider art.”
In the Realms of the Unreal is a fascinating documentary and Henry Darger was a unique man. One of the strangest things in the documentary is how Darger depicts young girls in his drawings. It is likely that Darger never had sex and never laid eyes on a nude female form. Thus, Darger’s work contains thousands of drawings of naked little girls who have penises:
Here is my impression of Henry Darger if he had been a stand-up comedian:
“Hey, good to be here everyone! Thanks for having me!
You ever notice how little girls are always swinging their dicks around? They got them little cute dicks too. They’re always putting bows and ribbons and shit on their dicks.
Black little girls have HUGE dicks. A black little girl has to stand twelve feet away from the urinal. Black little girl is standing in the STALL pissing in the urinal! She’s all little and cute like ‘Hey am I gettin’ any piss in the thing here? I can’t tell I’m in the other motherfucking room! Also: I am a little girl.’
The other night, just for laughs, me and my buddies went in the tranny bar. They got guys in there who get operations to be women. They get breasts put on. That is the only change they have to make and then they are completely female.
You ever see a little girl with a hard-on? Me niether. What’s a hard-on? Little girls have tiny limp penises.
The other day I saw this little girl who had to go to the bathroom and I went to help her pee over in the woods and her mother got really mad at me! I was all like: “What’s the problem? She’s got a dick same as I do! We all have dicks!”
I tell you, sometimes it’s hard to understand women. But at least we have one thing in common. Our dicks. Both men and women and especially little girls have them!
Hey, I gotta go. But fellas, if you want to make your woman happy on the way home tonight, give her a blowjob while you’re driving her home. I don’t know what a blow job is, but women can receive them!
That’s been my time! You were a great crowd! Good night!”
