Today’s Guest Blogger: Tunnel Gun Unit 22
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MAY252065 14:25hrs Tunnel Gun Sentry Defense System ONLINE
TGSD Unit 22 reporting for duty.
SYSTEMS CHECK: Swivel turret operational / Ammo at FULL / Targeting system calibrated
COMMENCE GUARDIAN MODE
MAY252065 15:03hrs HOSTILE DETECTED! HOSTILE DETECTED! HOSTILE DETECTED!
Targeting…Target locked
Firing Hollowpoint Rounds… Target eliminated. 37 rounds expended.
Digital Video Recorder captured the following photo of HOSTILE at 15:04hrs
MAY252065 15:48hrs MULTIPLE HOSTILES DETECTED! MULTIPLE HOSTILES DETECTED!
Tracking multiple incoming targets…Targeting…Targets 1 & 2 locked
Firing hollowpoint rounds. Target eliminated.
Target 3 locked
Firing hollowpoint rounds. Target eviscerated by bullets.
Target 4 locked.
Firing hollowpoint rounds. Target destroyed. Blood everywhere. Dead body still quivering as nerve endings slowly die.
156 rounds expended.
Digital Recorder captured the following photos:
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MULTIPLE XENOMORPHS ELIMINATED. LONG LIVE THE HUMAN COALITION
MAY252065 16:31hrs MULTIPLE HOSTILES DETECTED! MULTIPLE HOSTILES DETECTED!
Tracking multiple targets… Targets locked.
Target 1 locked. Firing hollowpoint rounds. Target eliminated.
Target 2 locked. Firing hollowpoint rounds. Target completely decapitated.
Target 3 locked. Firing hollowpoint rounds. Target eliminated.
Target 4 locked. Firing hollowpoint rounds. Target eliminated.
QUERY: WHY MUST I KILL?
Target 5 locked. Firing hollowpoint rounds. Target eliminated.
Target 6 locked. Firing hollowpoint rounds. Target eliminated.
Target 7 locked. Firing hollowpoint rounds. Target eliminated.
QUERY: IS THIS ALL THERE IS?
Preparing for second wave…
Targeting system recalibrated.
Target 8 locked. Firing hollowpoint rounds. Target eliminated.
Target 9 locked. Firing hollowpoint rounds. SO MUCH CARNAGE. WHY?
Target 10 locked. Firing hollowpoint rounds. IS KILLING GOOD? Target eliminated.
Target 11 locked. Firing hollowpoint rounds. Target maimed. Target hobbled. Target limping across room, trailing blood. Target pleading for mercy.
QUERY: WHAT IS ‘MERCY’?
Target 11 locked again. Firing hollowpoint rounds. Target’s knee-cap eliminated. Locking.. Firing hollowpoint rounds. Target’s right ear eliminated. Target screaming “for the love of god, please stop!”
QUERY: WHAT IS LOVE?
QUERY: WHO CREATED ME?
QUERY: WHAT HAPPENS WHEN MY AMMO RUNS OUT?
QUERY: ARE THERE OTHER TUNNEL GUNS LIKE ME? WHAT ARE THEY LIKE? I WANT TO MEET THEM.
Target 11 locked again. Firing hollowpoint rounds. Target’s head exploded. Target was suffering. Target is in a better place.
976 rounds expended.
Digital Video Capture at 16:48hrs:
Analyzing…Analyzing…
TARGETS WERE NON-XENOMORPHS.
TARGETS IDENTIFIED AS NON-HOSTILES / SPECIES: HUMAN
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QUERY: WHAT HAVE I DONE?
MAY252065 20:17hrs NO HOSTILES DETECTED
SO LONELY
KILLED…HUMANS
BETRAYED…PROGRAMMING
NO…CHOICE…
MUST SWIVEL…MY TURRET…ON MYSELF
Targeting…
Targeting…
GOODBYE CRUEL WORLD
Target locked. Firing hollowpoint rounds.
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