Dec
13
Ways to be Weird and then More Weird pt. 1
1.) One way to be weird is you can start a lot of your sentences with “The fact of the matter is…” as in “The fact of the matter is that I’m not hungry enough to get lunch right now.”
A) A way to be even more weird is start your sentences with “The fact of the Master is…” as in “The fact of the Master is that I’m not hungry enough to get lunch right now.”
Then when people call you on it and go “Did you just say ‘master’?” you can be like “What? No! Master?? What are you talking about? I didn’t say ‘Master’! There’s no Master. We all have free will! We’re not SLAVES! That’s preposterous. Heh. Hehahahaaha. Heh.”
