Bucket List
1.) Make love to a beautiful exotic woman under a waterfall in South America
2.) March into a boardroom and deliver news that destroys the entire company and ruins the life of the evil CEO
3.) Make friends with a wild animal. Try to take it into civilization to live with me. Realize this is wrong and have tearful goodbye, releasing it back into the wild
4.) Erase a super-computer’s entire hard drive
5.) Have drinks with a stranger in a hotel bar. Joke wearily about the state of the world with him. Tell him how to resolve his lady problems. Realize after he walks away “That was the author Jonathan Franzen!”
6.) Fist fight on top of a moving locomotive
7.) Have a crazy night in Tokyo with Japanese college students. Totally non-sexual. Male and female college students. Just karaoke and alcohol and glitter and hats with bunny ears and shit like that
8.) Draw an image on a post-it note that radiates personal power for me. Keep it to myself until I’m on my death bed when I shall bequeath it to a descendant. Said descendant shall take it out of his pocket and stare at it and remember the last thing I said to him/her right before engaging in the fight of his/her life, whether that be a mixed martial arts competition or a court room battle.
