January 2012
7 posts
Be More Vague
It is okay to believe in things as long as you are suitably vague about them.
For example, if I meet a woman at a party and she tells me she believes in ghosts, I will think that she is a very stupid person because ghosts do not exist. This is why many people who believe in ghosts will immediately follow up their admission by adding something like:
“I mean, I believe there might or...
Let Me Collect My Thoughts
INVENTION IDEA:
A machine where you put a quarter in and it punches you in the face. Hard. I would sell to boardwalk arcades and Dave & Buster’s franchises.
REALITY SHOW IDEA:
Candleboss. A show where creative candle-makers compete to make the most elegant and unique candles. Hosted by Rowdy Roddy Piper (?)
BOOKS (TO READ)
Stieg Larsson’s The Girl Who Got Raped then Raped...
Henry Darger, Stand-up Comic
From Wikipedia:
“Henry Joseph Darger, Jr. (ca. April 12, 1892 – April 13, 1973) was a reclusive American writer and artist who worked as a custodian in Chicago, Illinois.[1] He has become famous for his posthumously-discovered 15,145-page, single-spaced fantasy manuscript called The Story of the Vivian Girls, in What is known as the Realms of the Unreal, of the Glandeco-Angelinian War...
A Simple Blog for Simple Working People
What follows is the employee newsletter that I send out to all employees of JaredLogan.com. My leadership inspires them.
Life doesn’t get any better than this.
A ceiling. Four walls. One room. A small radiator that provides an un-ostentatious amount of heat. One electric lightbulb swinging above you, providing a warm glow with which to read the Approved literature and the pamphlets...
Psychology Today (May 1911)
Guys, just wanted to share this article I got out of a copy of Psychology Today dated May 1911! It’s so wrong!
CARL JUNG: THE COMPONENTS OF PSYCHE
by Lucien Danberry-Ellsworth (Masters Creative Writing)
A proper understanding of the work of Carl Jung requires that the student master the four components that make up the Persona or soul:
Ego, Self, Shadow, and Poop-Hole.
The Ego is...
10 Traditional Yiddish Folk Sayings
These ten traditional Yiddish folk sayings come from the Old Country.
1. “His house, it seems to be in order, but his wife, she’s making phonecalls!”
2. “If his chickens are laying eggs full of blood, then this man is hatching betrayals!”
3. “She has a panic room but it’s filled with old coats!”
4. “His great generosity is a feathered...
Dating by the Numbers
What follows is my full-proof dating plan that uses the 3 C’s: Compliments, Conversation Starters & Closers. By using these carefully chosen word constructions you can determine the viability of a woman as your mate in as little as 10 minutes.
COMPLIMENTS
I generally like to open with some compliments. Women love compliments.
*“Compared to you, every other woman in this room is a...