MICKEY MOUSE: TROUBLING CIPHER
Speaking of Mickey Mouse have you ever noticed that Mickey Mouse has no personality?
Donald Duck is cranky, Goofy is Goofy and Mickey Mouse is “And me!”
He’s like your friend who is always too nice to take a side on anything because he’s afraid of pissing anyone off.
YOU: “Oh man, Mickey did you read this article about Bring Back Our Girls?”
MICKEY: “Oh, I wouldn’t know about that stuff. Maybe being kidnapped in Nigeria is like being on an adventure! Wanna eat some ice cream?”
Usually if someone is in showbiz but you can’t really figure out their politics it means they’re really far right wing and they’re in the closet about it. Like when Mickey Mouse gets drunk I bet he’s like
"Abortion is murder, plain and simple! There’s an easy alternative to birth control and it’s called quit being a slut. Now who wants a hot fudge sundae?"
I don’t know why but in my head he always wants ice cream.
Final note: Mickey’s arms are always in the air like this in every picture as if to say “Even I don’t know what I’m about! I’m a threatening enigma!”